- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.
Star Trek Into Darkness (JJ Abrams, 2013)
Tessa and Scott | Sleeping with a Friend
I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND DON’T WANT THEM TO GO!!!!
please watch in HD
i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else
Why is there no best AD award?
I’ve been laying in the sun and smoking all day
Clearly I’m the best
Contact me for AD work, I will rock your set
Reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org
what a toolbox